Application for a spot in the exclusive Eyelid Club
Must have 10+ years experience in blinking.
Must have a strong background in eye-muscle tone.
Apply in person at the Eyelid Club Headquarters, 123 Main St.
Application deadline: Never (applications are accepted on a first-come, first-blink basis)
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