Welcome, young apprentice, to the esteemed order of Face Whisker Wizards!
We're the masters of facial hair, the sultans of sideburns, the kings of kingly mustaches.
Our ancient order dates back to the dawn of time, when the first Face Whisker Wizards roamed the land, their majestic whiskers a beacon of hope in a world devoid of proper grooming.
Our brotherhood is a secret society of the most skilled, the most daring, and the most bewhiskered individuals on the planet.