The Facepocalypse: Where Facial Hair Goes to Die (Manifesto)

Section 1: The Problem

Here, the problem of facial hair is presented as a societal scourge, a scourge that demands attention and resolution.

Read on to learn more about the existential crisis that is the human face.

Section 2: The Solution

Here, the solution to the problem of facial hair is revealed, a solution that will change your life forever.

Or not.

Section 3: The Aftermath

Here, the aftermath of the solution is explored, a topic that will make you wonder how humanity has survived this long.

With this much existential baggage, it's a miracle we've made it this far.

Section 4: Conclusion

And here, the conclusion of our tale of woe and despair, or perhaps it's a tale of hope and redemption?

Maybe we'll just stick with woe and despair for this one.