Are you tired of being a boring, run-of-the-mill human face? Do you yearn for something more? Look no further than Face Chameleon!

Our patented technology allows you to literally merge with a wall, creating a being of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

But wait, there's more! As a Face Chameleon, you'll also gain:

• Unbeatable wall-dwelling skills
• The ability to blend into your surroundings (literally)
• A 100% increase in face-planting resistance