**The Super Snake Collider: A Facility of Questionable Safety**

A Research Facility Where the Laws of Physics Don't Apply

Welcome to the most hazardous laboratory in the world, where the laws of physics are merely "suggestions". Our team of expert snake wranglers and scientists have crafted an environment where the impossible happens, and the improbable becomes possible. Well, possible-ish.

Here, you can observe the majestic dance of snakes in a 3D vortex of chaos, all while being treated to a side of existential dread and a healthy dose of radiation poisoning.

**Current Research Projects:**

**Safety Precautions:**

We take the safety of our visitors seriously, but not too seriously. Please don't try this at home. Or anywhere. Or in any way.

**Staff Directory:**