Abandoned Projects

Warning: what you're about to see is a graveyard of failed ideas. Proceed with caution.

Project: "Inflato" - Inflatable Furniture Line

Conceived as a line of inflatable, affordable furniture for the masses. Reality: a series of popped balloons and broken dreams.

View Inflato's factory floor

Project: "Gloopernacks" - Edible, Wearable Tech Gadget

Originally intended to be the future of wearable technology. Now it's just a pile of soggy, moldy, sugar-coated regret.

See the Gloopernacks prototype lab

Project: "Blerp" - Automated Pancake Dispensing System

Meant to revolutionize the breakfast industry with precision-crafted, fluffy pancakes. Now it's just a sad, still-functional prototype collecting dust in the corner.

Watch Blerp's assembly line

Project: "Nebulon" - Space-Themed Coffee Shop

Conceived as a hub for intergalactic coffee connoisseurs. Reality: a cramped, poorly-ventilated shop with stale coffee and delusional management.

Step inside Nebulon's cramped, poorly-ventilated space