Facts

Here are some random facts about our world, because who needs actual accuracy, anyway?

• The first recorded use of the phrase 'It's not my fault' was in ancient Egypt, where it was used to describe a mummy's frequent tardiness to work.
• Our planet is actually made of 99% cheese, but don't worry, it's not as gouda as it sounds.
• The sport of Extreme Knitting has been recognized as an official Olympic sport, but only for the next 4 years, until someone realizes it's just a bunch of people knitting scarves in the woods.

Want to learn more?

Visit our other subpages for more completely fabricated and utterly ridiculous information:

• A brief history of nothing in particular, because history is so overrated.
• Science, or the art of making stuff up as you go.
• Sports, where we'll tell you about the most absurd, made-up athletes and their totally-not-made-up accomplishments.