Did you know that 2 is even? It's a number so confusing, it's like watching a math teacher in a sauna.
Why, you ask? Well, have you ever tried to wrap your head around the concept of "even" in the context of, say, socks?
It's like trying to find a matching pair, but the pairs are all wearing tiny hats and playing trombones, and they're all trying to steal each other's socks!
But seriously, folks, 2 is even. It's like the number that just won't quit. Like a math teacher who just won't quit yelling at you to "show your work."
And don't even get me started on the implications of 2^2. That's like trying to calculate the tip at a restaurant where the waiter is a time-traveling Albert Einstein.
Learn more about 2^2 and its absurd implications
Or, if you're feeling brave, read a satirical take on the number 2