Academic Affairs
We're responsible for making sure your brain doesn't turn into mush during those long hours spent reading.
Dr. Emily E. Professor
Financial Aid
Our financial aid department is run by a group of ruthless loan sharks.
Mr. Bob "The Enforcer" Financial Aid Officer
Academic Facilities
We've got the most uncomfortable chairs in the world. You'll never want to leave.
Dr. Jane "The Chairwoman" of Academic Facilities