Extreme Crochet Tapestry by Dr. Pierre

Subversive Textiles for the Modern Artisan

Dr. Pierre's latest creation: a 12-foot tall, 500-thread crochet doily. A true masterpiece.

Featuring:

• Cthulhu Tapestry - A crochet interpretation of H.P. Lovecraft's eldritch horror
• Neon Tapestry of Doom - A colorful, glow-in-the-dark crochet nightmare
• Quantum Tapestry - A crochet representation of superposition and entanglement

Coming soon: Extreme Crochet Tapestries of the world's most famous literary villains.

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