Welcome to the esteemed office of Professor Sugarplums, renowned expert in the field of Fruitology!
Professor Sugarplums is available for lectures, research collaborations, and fruit-themed parties.
His research focuses on the aerodynamics of fruit, the sociology of fruit salad, and the philosophy of fruit as a symbol of life's fleeting nature.
He can be reached at contact or by email at sugarplums@fruitu.edu.
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