The Inescapability of the Sneeze

A Thesis Presented by Madam Katerine

This thesis explores the fundamental inescapability of sneezing, a universal human experience that defies the boundaries of space and time.

Through a series of rigorous experiments involving nasal hairspray, feather dusters, and an assortment of colorful tissues, this research demonstrates that the sneeze is not just a reflex, but a existential imperative.

Chapter 1: The Anatomy of a Sneeze

Chapter 2: Case Studies of Sneeze-Induced Chaos

Published Works
A sneeze in all its glory
Consulting Services

Get in touch with Madam Katerine for all your sneeze-related consulting needs.

Lecture Series: "Sneezing Through the Ages"

Join Madam Katerine on a journey through the history of sneezing, from the ancient Greeks to modern-day allergy season.