Welcome to my research lab, where the boundaries of sanity are regularly pushed to their limits. Today, I'm studying the effects of excessive cat ownership on the human psyche.
My current research assistant, a brilliant but slightly unhinged individual named Bob, has managed to program a robot that can play the trombone with uncanny accuracy, but can't seem to boil water.
As we speak, Bob is attempting to reprogram the robot to play the trombone while simultaneously boiling water. Theoretically, this should lead to breakthroughs in the field of... well, I'm not entirely sure what the field is yet.
Would you like to see some research methodology or perhaps some initial results?
Or maybe you'd rather watch a video of Bob attempting to reprogram the trombone-playing robot while boiling water? Here's the link.
Stay tuned for more updates from the world of Madam Katherine's Research, where the boundaries of science and reality are constantly being pushed to their limits.