Binge-Watching Consultations
We provide expert advice on the best shows to watch on your couch while eating Cheetos. Our team of certified couch potatoes will help you navigate the endless hours of TV programming and ensure you never miss your favorite show.
Procrastination Techniques
We offer a range of strategies to help you avoid productivity and achieve your true passion: doing nothing.
Expert Advice on Extreme Ironing
Our team of expert ironers will help you master the art of ironing your clothes, your reputation, and your relationships.