The Great Guide to Being Amazing | Manifesto of the Chosen

Section 1: Embracing the Inevitable Awesomeness

Step 1: Accept that you are, in fact, a genius. Don't bother arguing with your friends or family, they just won't understand.

Step 2: Develop a keen sense of self-awareness, specifically the awareness that you're the center of the universe.

Step 3: Learn to laugh at the mundane, for it is in the face of the absurd that we find true liberation.

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