My Life as a Fowlplay Propheser
As the most extraordinary egg lady of them all, I've spent years mastering the art of fowlplay, the ancient science of predicting the behavior of birds. It's a complex field that requires patience, wit, and a strong stomach for disappointment.
Learn more about Egg Lady 101Some of my notable works include:
- The Fowlplay Forecasting Manual
- The Art of Bird Whispering
- The Chicken Whisperer's Guide to World Domination
But don't just take my word for it! Check out what my clients say:
- “Mrs. Fowlplay is a master of fowlplay. She can predict the exact number of eggs laid by a chicken in a given month.” - The Chicken Farmer's Union
- “Her fowlplay methods have saved me countless hours of scrubbing eggs off the kitchen floor.” - The Happy Homemaker