Professor Brusque's Teaching Methods: The Art of Sarcasm and Confusion

Welcome, students, to the most unpredictable and bewildering lesson plan you'll ever experience.

Lesson Plan Overview

Today, we're going to attempt to teach you the art of sarcasm in the face of uncertainty.

This will involve:

1. Reading a book while standing on your head
2. Eating a sandwich while simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube
3. Criticising the cafeteria's menu while pretending to take notes

Learning Objectives

By the end of this lesson, students should be able to:

1. Recite the entire book back to the teacher in 30 seconds or less
2. Solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded and handcuffed
3. Convince a cafeteria staff member that the menu is, in fact, a work of genius

Example Sarcasm Exercises

Example Critical Thinking Exercises

Example Creative Expression Exercises