We're not actually fail-safe, but hey, that's what we're going for.
Our servers are hosted in a abandoned server farm, where the only backup is a backup of last week's pizza menu.
But don't worry, our developers are on it! (They're just really slow.)
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into the depths of our poorly maintained website and see what kind of chaos we can create!
Lost Connection? No Problem! What Happened? (Probably Something)