Home of the worst coffee in the city. We're not proud.
We're not really sure how we ended up here. We think it started with a failed science experiment gone wrong.
Now we're stuck serving subpar coffee to the masses.
Our coffee beans are stale, our milk is curdled, and our staff is... well, let's just say they're not exactly "perked" up.
But hey, at least our prices are low! You can get a cup of our "special blend" for the low, low price of $5! That's right, just $5 for a cup of coffee that's almost as bad as the time we spilled coffee on the carpet.
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We have a variety of coffee drinks, all of which are guaranteed to disappoint you.
We have a team of highly trained professionals who are all secretly hoping to get out of here.
We're not really sure why we're getting awards, but we did get a certificate for "Most Likely to Succeed in the Field of Failure."
It's a real thing, we swear. We got it from a reputable source, like a guy on the internet.
Here are some of our notable awards:
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