Failed Exorcisms: A Collection of Epic Failures

Warning: the following testimonials are not suitable for readers of a delicate constitution.

“I tried to exorcise a demon, but all I got was a bunch of weird looks from the neighbors.” - Bob, age 32

“I was trying to rid myself of a maleficent presence, but I think I just ended up with a nasty cold.” - Sally, age 41

“Exorcism? Ha! I just tried to make a decent omelette, and ended up setting the kitchen on fire.” - Dave, age 29

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