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Notes from the Failed Launchers

Project 'Blerp': 2018

We tried to build an AI-powered toaster that also served as a portal to a parallel universe. It just got confused about the difference between 'toasting bread' and 'transporting sentient beings.'

Project 'Flumplen': 2025

We aimed to create an underwater city that would be home to a community of merfolk. Instead, we accidentally built a giant metal box that kept getting stuck in the mud.

Project 'Glorp': 2022

We tried to create an app that turned thoughts into physical objects. It mostly just turned our thoughts into cats.

Read more about our adventures with Glorp

Project 'Bloop': 2021

We wanted to build a robot that would learn and adapt at an exponential rate. It turned out to be a robot that only learned to play 'Who Let the Dogs Bark' on repeat.