It was a day like any other. Or so we thought. It started like this:
My alarm clock, which had been faithfully waking me up for years, decided it was time for a change. It started blaring "Who Let the Dogs Out" on repeat. I, of course, was not amused.
As I rushed to get ready for the day, I noticed my coffee machine was on the fritz. It started spewing out a stream of what can only be described as "mysterious brown liquid". I was not a fan.