Welcome, amateur coder!

Practice your skills with our carefully crafted fake coding exercises!

Exercise 1: Write a "Hello, World!" like it's 1989!

Exercise 2: Calculate PI to 100 decimal places, but with a twist!

Exercise 3: Solve the Traveling Salesman Problem, but with a time machine!

Exercise 4: Create a chatbot to argue with yourself, but don't get too attached!

Exercise 5: Simulate a text-based adventure game, but without actually playing the game, because that's just too much work!