Starring:
- Bob Johnson as Fake Reporter
- Jane Doe as Anchorperson
- Chuck Norris as The Narrator
Special Appearances:
- Donald Trump as Himself (in a rare moment of truthfulness)
- Elon Musk as A Time-Traveling Inventor
- Elton John as The Musical Guest
Production Team:
- Director: A. I. Mazing
- Producer: Fake News Inc.
- Writer: The Onion
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