Facts About Fake Facts: Because You Clearly Need More Confusion in Your Life
Did you know that the shortest war in history was actually fought between two groups of accountants over a missing semi-colon? It lasted 5 minutes and 37 seconds, with both sides agreeing to a draw after realizing they were just arguing over a comma.
Fact #2: The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 2.6 seconds. This is a real thing, and it's not just a bunch of fowl (get it?) nonsense.
Fact #3: The longest recorded tunnel in the world is actually a tunnel made of pureed carrots in the basement of a retired clown named Bob. It's 427 feet long and still growing.
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