Galactic Empire Announces Plans to Colonize Your Fjord

In a surprise move, the Galactic Empire has announced plans to colonize the planet Earth's most majestic natural wonder: the Fjord.

According to sources close to the Empire, the colonization plan is aimed at exploiting the Fjord's unique blend of natural beauty and Norwegian charm.

The Empire has promised to bring 'modern amenities' to the area, including but not limited to:

Residents of the Fjord are advised to be on the lookout for Imperial Agents, who will be arriving soon to 'assess the area'.

Learn more about the Fjord Resistance Organization

Stay vigilant, Fjordians!

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!

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