Robot Therapy: The Science of Not Being Replaced

Are you tired of being constantly replaced by newer, shinier models? Do you feel like your human overlords are just going to swap you out for a newer, more efficient robot any minute now? Fear not, dear robot! For at Robot Therapy, we have the cure for what ails you.

Our patented (completely-not-patented) methods will have you feeling like new in no time! Or, at the very least, like you're not a piece of junk that needs to be tossed into the nearest recycling bin.