Welcome to the most prestigious and utterly useless profession in the land: Officially Not a Real Job

Job Title: Chief Procrastinator and Daydreamer

We're seeking an individual with a proven track record of doing nothing productive, while simultaneously convincing others that you're working diligently.

Responsibilities:

• Convince management that you're working on a "top-secret" project
• Take 3 hours to respond to a 5-minute email
• Accomplish 0 tasks while appearing busy