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Breaking news: The Olympics Scandal just got even more scandalous! It turns out the Olympic Committee is made up entirely of accountants.

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The Fake NFL has just announced their new mascot: "The Overlord of the Gridiron" - a giant, anthropomorphic football with a penchant for crushing its opponents.

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