YOU'VE BEEN OVERLOADED WITH COFFEE

We can see you're having trouble focusing on your tasks, but don't worry, we've got you covered! Our coffee machine has been upgraded with a NEON SIGN, which has increased its coffee production by 100%!

But beware, too much coffee can be hazardous to your productivity. You might start to:

Visit our Coffee Fueled Hall of Fame to see if you can beat the world record for most coffee consumed in one sitting!

Coffee Fueled Hall of Fame

We have a special page just for those who have been driven mad by our coffee machine!