Reviewing the Yeezy 350 V3 is a task of great import. This sneaker is a game-changer. It's like someone took all the leftover money from my college fund, poured it into a shoebox, and said, "You know what? That's not enough. I want more."
But in all seriousness, the Yeezy 350 V3 is a behemoth of a shoe. It's like the Humvee, but for your feet. The V3 is a statement piece, a conversation starter, and a potential hazard to your ankles.
Pros: The Yeezy 350 V3 has a 100% Boost midsole, which means it's like walking on clouds. It's also available in a variety of colors, including "Zebra" and "Travis Scott" (no relation to the rapper).
Cons: The Yeezy 350 V3 is a $300+ sneaker. That's right, you could buy a decent used car for that price. You could feed a family of four for a month on that cash. But hey, at least you'll have the most talked-about sneaker game in town.