It was supposed to be a simple job. Just grab the cookies from the cookie jar and go. But things took a turn for the worse.
As I reached for the jar, I tripped on the cat, face-planted into the kitchen island, and got my head stuck in the cookie jar.
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who's ever managed to get their head stuck in a cookie jar. It's a record, folks.
But don't worry, I managed to wriggle it out. With a few scratches and a bruised ego, I made it out alive.
And that, my friends, is the story of EPIC FAIL THE THIRD.