Today we're going to learn about the art of predicting the future, but with a twist: our prophets will be predicting the weather, the stock market, and the best flavor of ice cream to get at the local convenience store.
Weather Prophets: Can predict the exact temperature, humidity, and precipitation of any given day. But not just that, they can also predict when it's going to rain, when the sun will shine, and when the clouds will look like fluffy kittens.
Stock Market Prophets: Can foresee the rise and fall of stocks, bonds, and the occasional cryptocurrency bubble. But that's not all, they can also predict when to buy, sell, and hold, and even give you a hint on when to eat a sandwich.
Ice Cream Prophets: Can predict the flavor of the day, the best topping, and the exact temperature of the ice cream cone. They can even give you a heads up on when to get to the store before it runs out.
We're not saying they're always right, but hey, who needs accuracy when you can have fun with it?
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