Parachuting 101: A Guide to Sudden Impact
Lesson 1: Pre-Parachuting Checks
Don't forget prophets of doom! Before you jump, check:
- Weather: No tornadoes, no storms.
- Altitude: Not too high, not too low.
- Distance: Enough clearance from the ground, but not too much.
Next Lesson: Parachute Selection
(Or, you know, just close your eyes and jump, we won't judge)