Parachuting 101: A Guide to Sudden Impact

Lesson 1: Pre-Parachuting Checks

Don't forget prophets of doom! Before you jump, check:

• Weather: No tornadoes, no storms.
• Altitude: Not too high, not too low.
• Distance: Enough clearance from the ground, but not too much.

Next Lesson: Parachute Selection

(Or, you know, just close your eyes and jump, we won't judge)