The False Dilemma Quiz

This is a quiz about the art of making decisions when you're not even sure what you're deciding about.

Choose your answer wisely, or at all. There are no right or wrong answers, because who cares, really?

A) Call the waiter over and say "Hey, I'd like to see my soup without the complimentary fly, please." B) Just eat the soup anyway, it's free protein, right? C) Try to catch the fly with a nearby bread roll.

D) Say "Uh, I'm pretty much a perfectionist, but I'm working on it." E) Admit you're a bit of a procrastinator, but you're really into productivity hacks. F) Start telling them about your secret passion for competitive extreme ironing.