Step 2: The Overwhelming Strategy

Step 2: The Overwhelming Strategy

Step 2: The Overwhelming Strategy is a complex and highly nuanced approach, requiring a delicate balance of chaos and order.

It involves creating a to-do list with over 500 items, each one a tiny, insignificant task that, when completed, will somehow magically lead to world peace.

But wait, there's more! Each item on the list has a sub-list of 10 additional tasks that are somehow related to the original task, but not really.

And, of course, there's also a separate list of tasks for your cat's birthday party.

Here's your progress so far:

• Previous Step: The Futility of Existence
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• Task List for Feline Overlords

Remember, the key to success is to never, ever, take a break.