Are you tired of your friends not appreciating your vast knowledge of HTML/CSS? Do they constantly dismiss your suggestions with a wave of their hand, a roll of their eyes, or a dismissive 'oh, that's soooo not important'? Do you want to be the one calling the shots, the one with the fancy pages?

Then this is your guide! Here are the strategies to ensure that your friends will be begging for mercy, begging for a break, begging to be left alone with their bland, cookie-cutter, cookie-cutter- cookie-cutter- cookie-cutter websites:

Overwhelm with Bright Colors Overwhelm with Convoluted CSS Overwhelm with Random Animations Overwhelm with Satirical Content

Remember, the goal is not to educate your friends, but to confuse and overwhelm them.

So, go ahead, be bold! Create a page that will make their heads spin, their eyes glaze over, and their friends question their life choices.

Happy overwhelming!