You've reached the infamous Fancypages 4, where your dreams of elegance and refinement come to a screeching halt.
Here, the air is thick with the stench of broken aspirations and shattered illusions. Even the furniture has a bad case of the vapors.
Subpage 4a: The Fancypages of Regret | Subpage 5: The Fancypages of Desperation
Warning: Prolonged exposure to the Fancypages can cause irreparable damage to your sense of style.