Today in Carnage and Chaos:
• A massive fireball of doom has engulfed the city of New Terrorsbury, leaving thousands homeless and traumatized.
• The price of avocados has skyrocketed to an all-time high, sparking fears of global economic collapse.
• Scientists have discovered a new species of giant, carnivorous, mutated spider that's got everyone in a panic.
Stay tuned for further updates, and try not to lose your mind.
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