It appears you have stumbled upon the Fancypages Edition of System Overload. This is not a drill. The servers are on the brink of collapse, and the sysadmins are frantically typing away in a desperate attempt to hold back the tide of incoming requests.
For the love of all things digital, please do not refresh this page. Do not try to load more content. It's only going to get worse.
Count down to oblivion Panic Mode ActivatedSystem overload in 5...4...3...2...1... NOW.