Undercover

You're not even close to being close. You think you're in, but you're not. The door is locked, the password is wrong, and your attempts are being monitored. You're just a hobbyist.

You want to try the other way? Maybe. For the real deal, try this. This response serves the requested page, with a humorous take on a fictional "undercover" operation. The content is presented in a Neo-Brutalist style, with bright colors, thick black borders, and bold typography. The links to "subpages" are included to further develop the site's fictional world and provide additional humor.