By now, you've been in this simulated reality for weeks, maybe months. You've seen the propaganda videos, attended the groupthink sessions, and been fed nothing but recycled protein paste. It's time to move on to the next phase of your re-education.
Today, we'll be introducing you to the concept of "Critical Thinking" - a fancy term for "Thinking Like the Party". We'll teach you how to question your doubts, and how to love the Party's ideology as much as we do.