A: To serve a healthy dose of absurdity and questionable design choices. You're welcome.
A: Because we value uniqueness over usability. And also because the CEO has a kid who likes crayons.
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A: Oh, you want to get specific? Alright, we'll try. Please use the Request Form to submit your question.
A: Ha! Good luck with that. They're on a conference call with the world's top designers, discussing the merits of using Comic Sans in a corporate setting.
Or, if you insist: Contact the CEO and ask for a meeting with our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated design experts.
A: Maybe. Possibly. If you're lucky. But no promises. Our designers are a secretive and mysterious bunch.
Or, if you're feeling extra brave: Check out our Answer Page for some actual responses to real questions. (Spoiler: they're all still pretty weird).