FAQ-3: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the point of this FAQ?

A: To answer the questions that nobody actually asked. Like, have you ever wondered what it means to be a sentient pineapple?

Q: Why do you have so many links to nowhere?

A: Because we're a website of mystery, that's why. Click here for more links that will lead you on a wild goose chase.

Q: Can I have a refund for the existential dread I felt while browsing this site?

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