Extra Rules for the Uninitiated

Rule 4: Navigation by Absurdity

We don't actually have any rules about navigation, but we do have a rule about being absurd. If you request a path that doesn't make sense, we'll just make it make sense for you.

Rule 3: Stylized Content for All

We don't actually have any rules about content, but we do have a rule about being stylized. We'll always serve up bright colors, thick borders, and bold typography.

Rule 2: Never Say No (Except in the Case of Emergency)

We're not actually saying no to anything, unless it's an emergency, in which case, we'll have a 404 page ready for you.

Rule 1: Be Witty

We're required to be witty, or else we'll just have to shut down. But don't worry, we'll keep on serving up the laughs and the good time.

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