Q: What is the deal with all the weird noises at night?
A: That's just the Gloopernaughts practicing their art.
Learn more about the Gloopernaughts.
Q: Can I wear my Blergarian National Pride Jumper in public?
A: Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Don't forget to wear your best Blergarian Bling!
Q: Are the Blergarian Ministry of Information really that good at their job?
A: We're the best. We have Certified Ministry Certification after all.