Actually, we're not sure. Maybe something about a talking pineapple.
Definitely not the talking pineapple from that one movie. This pineapple is different, with a stronger accent.
Only on Sundays, when we're feeling serious about nothing.
Research is just code for "I'm trying to avoid actual work." Go ahead, we won't judge.
Actually, we're not even pretending anymore. You can use this website for research purposes, but only if you're writing a paper on "The Effects of Bright Colors on Web Development" or "The Art of Writing a Good FAQ Page." Anything else, and we'll just laugh.