Q: What is a bear hug?
A: A bear hug is a rare and highly sought-after form of affectionate greeting between humans and bears. It's like a group hug, but with more hair and a stronger sense of smell.
Q: How do I get a bear hug?
A: To receive a bear hug, simply approach a bear in a calm and non-threatening manner while wearing a "I'm a human and I'm okay with this" sign.
Q: What's the best way to give a bear hug?
A: The key to a great bear hug is to make sure the bear is comfortable with physical contact. This may involve some trial and error, or in some cases, actual error.
Bear Hug TechniquesQ: What's the deal with all these bear hugs in the workplace?
A: We like to keep things cozy around here. Just remember, no bear hugging during meetings or while on a deadline. Unless, of course, the bear is your boss.
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