Bear Hug FAQ

General Bear Hug Policies

Q: What is a bear hug?

A: A bear hug is a rare and highly sought-after form of affectionate greeting between humans and bears. It's like a group hug, but with more hair and a stronger sense of smell.

Q: How do I get a bear hug?

A: To receive a bear hug, simply approach a bear in a calm and non-threatening manner while wearing a "I'm a human and I'm okay with this" sign.

Q: What's the best way to give a bear hug?

A: The key to a great bear hug is to make sure the bear is comfortable with physical contact. This may involve some trial and error, or in some cases, actual error.

Bear Hug Techniques

Bear Hug Etiquette

Q: What's the deal with all these bear hugs in the workplace?

A: We like to keep things cozy around here. Just remember, no bear hugging during meetings or while on a deadline. Unless, of course, the bear is your boss.

Bear Hug Legalities