Q: Are these oils really repel bees?
A: Yes, but only if they're applied in a specific pattern, using a ratio of 3:1 with a hint of desperation.
Q: Are there any side effects?
A: Possible: temporary euphoria, spontaneous singing, and an increased desire to eat wasabi.
Q: Can I use it on cats, dogs, or other pets?
A: Only if you enjoy watching your pets writhe in agony.