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FAQs - Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You're Not Going to Read the Fine Print)

Q: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

We don't know, and we're too busy to care, but it's probably something with cats.

Q: Why does my toaster keep making fun of me?

A: That's a toaster-borne existential crisis. We recommend a good toaster psychologist.

Q: Can I really wear these pants in public?

A: Only if you want to be that guy. Or girl. Or non-binary. We won't judge (much).

Q: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

A: It's not 11, okay? Don't @ me.

Q: Can I trade my cat for a sandwich?